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Birthday Party
03:10
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Alone at your party
You ain’t even here
Too busy with the boys
You’ll never see me near
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
Is it too late to save this
Tie me up by the wrists
Guess I’ll drown in my own piss
Is that on your birthday wish list?
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
You blow out the candles
I’m more than you can handle
Spray my blood in the kitchen
i sure hope nobody’s listening
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
Once you’ve drowned me tonight
Destroy the proof with dynamite
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
I know that it won’t be alright
I’ll be the bang in the middle of the night
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
Once you’ve drowned me tonight
Destroy the proof with dynamite
There’s a colour changing light
Makes the room so fuckin bright
I know that it won’t be alright
I’ll be the bang in the middle of the night
What’s the chance of me dying on your birthday
It doubles when I’m here
When I arrive I’m here to stay
Despite the cake and tears
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2. |
Content
02:09
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Wanna fucking murder you
Like squirt blood all over you
Wanna fucking dismantle you
Like chop you into pieces and gamble with you
Wanna fucking waste you
Need to replace you
Wanna wipe you out
Like turn you inside out
Wanna make you drop dead
By smashing your fucking head
Blood flows out onto the concrete
And it spreads maybe four feet
Wanna fucking waste you
Need to replace you
Wanna wipe you out
Like turn you inside out
Wanna slit your throat
Make blood spill on your coat
You may be in pain but I’m content
Taking my time and capturing the moment
Wanna fucking waste you
Need to replace you
Wanna wipe you out
Like turn you inside out
Wanna fucking murder you
Like squirt blood all over you
Wanna fucking dismantle you
Like chop you into pieces and gamble with you
Wanna get you killed
Then all my needs will be fulfilled
Death gives me seratonin
The ice you’re treading on is super thin
Wanna fucking waste you
Need to replace you
Wanna wipe you out
Like turn you inside out
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3. |
Milk
03:19
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I’m the centre of attention
Cause’ I never got any
I’m used to being drowned out
By the noise of the TV
So they shouldn’t give a shit
When all eyes are on me
Because being listened to
Is making me fucking happy
I just wish that they would say
Look me in the eyes and say
Tell me the truth and say
I just wish that they would say
What’s your favourite milk?
Is it skimmed or lactose free?
No matter what you pick
I will always disagree
There is something wrong
With everything that you do
There is no correct answer
Except to stop being you
I’m taking medication
So my head isn’t fucked
Cause’ I get viewed as equal
Maybe once a month
And I get told I don’t need pills
I just need to cheer up
And the things that are wrong
Are just really bad luck
I just wish that they would say
Look me in the eyes and say
Tell me the truth and say
I just wish that they would say
What’s your favourite milk?
Is it skimmed or lactose free?
No matter what you pick
I will always disagree
There is something wrong
With everything that you do
There is no correct answer
Except to stop being you
I’m sick of feeling that
I’m the worst person alive
Because I need so see a therapist
In order to survive
I’ve been told over and over
That what I do isn’t right
And it’s conditioned me to hate myself
And never go outside
I just wish that they would say
Look me in the eyes and say
Tell me the truth and say
I just wish that they would say
What’s your favourite milk?
Is it skimmed or lactose free?
No matter what you pick
I will always disagree
There is something wrong
With everything that you do
There is no correct answer
Milk!
I wish that you were more like her
You never talk to us anymore
Why can’t you be more like her
I miss who you were before
I wish that you were more like him
You never talk to us anymore
Why can’t you be more like him
I miss who you were before
I wish that you were more like them
You never talk to us anymore
Why can’t you be more like them
I miss who you were before
I wish that you were more like her
You never talk to us anymore
Why can’t you be more like her
I miss who you were before
What’s her favourite milk
Is it skimmed or lactose free
No matter what she picks
I’m sure that you’ll agree
I wish that you were more like him
You never talk to us anymore
Why can’t you be more like him
I miss who you were before
This song isn’t actually about milk is it?
Uh, no
Oh well
What’s your favourite milk?
Is it skimmed or lactose free?
No matter what you pick
I will always disagree
There is something wrong
With everything that you do
There is no correct answer
Except to stop being you
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4. |
Roadkill
02:16
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When you see roadkill what do you do?
Does it stay on your mind for two years straight?
When you see roadkill what do you do?
do you wish you’d slammed your goddamn breaks?
Glazed eyes, losing time
Every breath crystallised
Morph my body, full of lies
In a prison, but there’s no crime
When you hurt me what do you think?
Does it stay on your mind for two years straight?
When you hurt me what do you think?
Do you forget because you’re overflowed with hate?
Blue hands, knuckles red
Lack of breath, almost dead
Regret the words, things you’ve said
Cavity growing in my fucking head
When you see roadkill what do you do?
Does it stay on your mind for two years straight?
When you see roadkill what do you do?
Do you wish you’d slammed your goddamn breaks?
I wanna lay in a landfill
Hidden by the waste
I need to lay in a landfill
Or a basket case
I wanna be the roadkill
You left on the curb
I need to be the roadkill
Cause being unloveable hurts
When you left me what did you think?
Cause’ it’s been on my mind for 4 years straight
When you left me what did you think?
Cause’ when I think of it I deteriorate
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5. |
Scum
02:32
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It’s either wrong or right
Pink or blue
If I’m outside the box
It’s not good enough for you
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
Why do you expect me to be part of the binary
I’m not fucking robotic
Teaching kids they’re not themselves
Where’s the fucking logic
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
You respect me when its convenient to you
Yet I’ve seen you at the drag nights downtown
Well how will my Jimmy Choos feel on your face
When you choose not to use my pronouns (ouch!)
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
And you think you’re the goddamn glue?
You’re not fixing anything
You’re making it worse
Because we cannot be ourselves
We’d rather be in a hearse
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
You told me to be one or the other
But you’re in the middle too
Somewhere between scum and dumbass
I guess your morals don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
They don’t apply to you
Then who the fuck do they apply to?
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6. |
Garbage Man
04:54
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I don’t wanna grow up
It makes me wanna throw up
Responsibility
Gives me anxiety
All I want is control
Take this shit on a roll
I want to lead a life I love
But all I get is hell from above
I don’t wanna grow up
It makes me wanna throw up
Responsibility
Gives me anxiety
All I want is control
Take this shit on a roll
I want to lead a life I love
But all I get is hell from above
I want to lead a life I love
All I get is hell from above
The devils got a hold of me
Won’t let fucking go of me
It emerges from inside of me
Please just please let me be free
I have a distorted perspective
It’s like I was selected
To feel like shit and manage fuck all
Everytime I’m recovering I start to fall
Haunted by the voices
Trapped within my skull
I have a distorted perspective
It’s like I was selected
To feel like shit
Haunted by the voices
Trapped within my skull
All I hear are noises
Deep within my soul
YEAH
The devils got a hold of me
Won’t let fucking go of me
It emerges from inside of me
Please just please let me be free
The earth shakes underneath my feet
And it feels like I’m going down shits creek
I can’t shout scream or speak
Aches and pains shoot through my teeth
All I want is to fucking feel
But my bones and body are ethereal
Kill your friends because you can
Try and distract the garbage man
The earth shakes underneath my feet
And it feels like I’m going down shits creek
I can’t shout scream or speak
Aches and pains shoot through my teeth
All I want is to fucking feel
But my bones and body are ethereal
Kill your friends because you can
Try and distract the garbage man
The devils got a hold of me
Won’t let fucking go of me
It emerges from inside of me
Please just please let me be free
The devil’s got a hold of me
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7. |
Scalextric
02:34
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I wanna get a dog
So I can finally feel loved
No, I wanna be a dog
So I’m unaware I have blood
Scalextric track in my nervous system
Tiny cars make my body ache
Wishing that i could find someone who would listen
When I can’t recognise my own face
I wanna get a cat
So I feel less alone
No, I wanna be a cat
So I’m unaware I have bones
Constant reminders that I’m human
Are pushing me over the edge
When I’m aware that I have lungs
It makes me wish I were dead
I wanna get a fish
So I can feel okay
No, I wanna be a fish
So I’m unaware I have a brain
Let me
Let me (you make me wish i was dead)
Let me be unaware
Let me
Let me (you make me wish i was dead)
Let me be unaware
Let me
Let me (you make me wish i was dead)
Let me be unaware
I wanna get a bird
So there’ll be purpose for me
No, I wanna be a bird
So I’m unaware I have a body
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8. |
Download Ur House
03:02
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We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
Mobile phones
Make us
Trackable
Until you die
Pigeons
Are robots
Made
By the FBI
We’re being watched
By CCTV
They’re everywhere on everything
And you can’t blame me
But still we have no proof
In a country that is “free”
Of harmless people
Being murdered by police
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
Cryptids
Definitely
Do exist
You’ve been fed lies
Area
51
Has aliens
That’s what they’re tryna hide
We are being controlled
Our lives are a game
But the ones behind the remotes
Won’t tell us their name
But based on events
It’s probably those with fame
And people who know nothing
Who will never change
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
The sea is
Filled with chemicals
Gas and oil
And petrol spills
Nothing is real
It’s a glitch in the matrix
Coz of the problems
The government won’t fix
The government won’t fix
The government won’t fix
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
We all live in a simulation and I’m gonna download your house
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9. |
Bowling Alley Carpet
02:06
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You can’t go bowling
Without the pins
And the games no fun
If nobody wins
But how can you win
When you’re there alone?
Sat on the bowling alley carpet
Because your friends didn’t show
Dizzy visions of neon greens
Collapse into the loneliness
Carpet burn on your hands and knees
Your friends are all so selfish
You can’t go bowling
Without the shoes
And the games no fun
If nobody can lose
But how can you lose
When you’re there alone?
Sat on the bowling alley carpet
Because your friends didn’t show
Should I use the ball with the right weight
Or pick the one that looks the prettiest
I’m weak and I don’t feel too great
Now the lightest one feels heaviest
You can’t go bowling
Without the balls
And the games no fun
If nobody draws
But how can you draw
When you’re there alone?
Sat on the bowling alley carpet
Because your friends didn’t show
What’s the chance of me dying on my birthday?
If nobody was even around?
If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods
Does it actually make a sound?
What’s the chance of me dying on my birthday?
If nobody was even around?
If a tree falls down in the middle of the woods
Does it actually make a sound?
Does it actually make a sound?
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Gum Disease London, UK
Gum Disease are your favourite least favourite queer clown band hated by 9/10 dentists, consisting of Avery Holdom & Phoebe
Kift. Creating alternative rock chaotic enough to give you cavities. Their songs are produced, mixed and mastered by the wonderful Robert Wells.
They are Gum Disease and they’re gonna make your teeth fall out!
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